Robert banks

I'll set the scene for you, English, lesson 3, we were told to write a poem. and this is what my friend came up with (he wasn't messing around, this really was his best work.......)

she died, she did, she died of a broken rib, she did, she died, she did, 

she died of a broken rib, she did. 

she did, she died, she died, she did.

Of a broken rib she died, she did.

Just reading it actually makes it sound good........

but he then started reading it like a horse racing commentator.

I was crying with laughter. Seriously try and read that as 

fast as you can. I still don't know how he kept going 

without making a mistake.