Words

I love the English language, I'm also fascinated by other parts of the world and the way they speak. Their different accents, different slang words, and even sometimes a different language all together. I have to say, that my favourite foreign word is schadenfreude (although thats probably more down to my sense of humor than the sound of it). That word is coming from the country who's word for nipple translates as chest-wart...

  I love the great names we have (Boris, Jeeves etc.), but the thing I love the most in the Wide world of words is..... (drum roll needed) the great words we have. I know how obvious that sounds, but no-one can say that words like jingle, numpty, Discombobulate don't make you smile.

So, here is my favourite words and names that would make even Eyore smile.....

Words 

Chuckle: I have to start with my favourite, Its so cheerful, it makes you chuckle just reading/hearing it.

Confuzzled: This isn't a real word, its a word me and my friends made up in school (along with brunkett and plosh), it means: to be confused, I'm confuzzled.

Fudge

Gazebo

Commode

Snazzy

flummoxed 

Moo

nozzle

waffle

bubble

bamboozle

surly

silly

onomatopoeia

spunk

hullabaloo

pickle

conundrum

dappled

buzz

nincompoop

pointy

goblin

maestro

lackadaisical 

sprocket

douche: sounds like a large rock splashing in water

ninny

rinky-dink

kerfuffle

Jingle 

Numpty

Discombobulate

Corking 

Chit-chat

Thats all I can think of now, I will be back with more later (maybe), but I haven't finished yet (sorry). In my English lessons, we're studying Shakespeare (yawn), but there is a plus side, think of all the great words he uses. The following words are taken from A Midsummer Nights Dream...

Methinks

pert

pomp

nosegays

sweetmeats

cloister

betwixt

dotes

knitteth

carthage

They're as many as I can get right now (because I too tired to read anymore of that soppy drivel!). I have to say this (despite the fact it is the saddest joke ever) What did shakespeare say when he was choosing a pencil.... 2B or not 2B!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA LOL and so on.

Names

i wish I was called some of these... (not the girls names though)

Fred

Bob

Bill

Boris 

Alfred

Samuel

Remington

Desdemona

Penelope

Doris

I'll add more later, give us a hand and leave some of your favourite words/names. 

Random internet stuff

Isn't the internet amazing (how old do I sound now?!), seriously, just look at all the useless, but interesting, rubbish you can find...... (If you disliked my last youtube post thing, then you gonna hate this)

The voice of the tube Got fired for this......

Train Safety In India 

Tough questions Good luck

Amazing lego I wish I made that

Cyclists Nutters

Line rider Worth trying (Line flyer is the best) 

A big spanish castle In black and white....... or is it? 

Bunnies Who've had enough

Batman Gets a parking ticket

Quotes 12 of them

T shirt With writing on it

Very strange music Click on listen in the top (right) corner, and then..... er  listen (its so strange, I like it, sort of)

I also like this......

After all this, we have reached THE END

bye.

Please help

Right, here's the deal, I looking for the name of the song in this

video review thing (the second song, after the weird indian sounding music), can anyone help?

As a reward (in advance) for trying, I will show you Scotland's biggest problem,

..... whats at the each end of the rainbow.....

... and reveal that there's water on mars....

I'm an idiot

I can't believe it, I forgot five of the best motorsport 

videos in my last youtube post thing. 

Watch these, they are worth it (I hope)

1. Renault Showing off

2. Nelson Piquet Vents his frustration

3. Alonso Amazing overtake

4. Don't celebrate Until you finish (ignore the really annoying voice-over)

5. Kimi Raikkonen on live TV (in the middle of the day) 

The best of youtube

If I'm honest this won't be much of a tribute, because my idea of the best youtube videos will probably be vastly different to yours (and even if you do like them, they will be removed by youtube in a few days due to a copyright claim).

Motorsport:  (this isn't in order.)

1. The best overtake in formula 1 (spa Francorchamps Mikka Hakkinen vs Michael Schumacher) By the way I have no idea what the bit at the end is.......

2. Robert Kubica crash Canada 

3. Montoya fastest Monza lap

4. Massive Formula 1 crash (don't worry, its not violent)

5. Worst rally corner ever? 

6. Petter Solberg crash Hinkelstiens are used to keep tanks on the road by the way, thats why the roof was slightly dented.

7. The luckiest photographer ever Why does he look shocked when the car crashes and then instantly picks up his camera as if every-things normal?!

8. Chris Atkinson He went on to finish in a points place 

9. BTCC Tribute Top Gear at its best (I know this video's not from youtube)

10. American truck racing impressive

The Simpsons:

11. Evolution Intro (the music's slightly (very) weird) 

12. A famous guy discusses the simpsons

13. New Intro Its a, er.... new simpsons intro

14. Real - life simpsons intro why doesn't Marge have blue hair?!

funny:

15. Baby 

16. Shteeve Mclaren He moved to Holland and picked up a dutch after only a week

17. Michael McIntyre On friday night with Jonathon Ross, very funny

18. Talking cats My cat sitting next to me is really creeped out by that video

19. prison break Idiots

20. Runaway tyre One in a million chance

21. Penalty You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh

22. Surfing You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh 2

23. Frankie Boyle The queen's Christmas message

24. Sneezing Panda Everyone's seen it, but that doesn't make it any-less funny

25. Cat Gymnastics Only in Japan

26. Little Becky Demolition phone call

27. Your phone What happens if you talk on it at a concert

Adverts:

28. Nissan Qashqai Skateboarder

29. VW EOS advert Lots of random giant objects

30. Cadburys gorilla A classic

31. Honda cog thingy Another classic

32. Sky penguin I love this (sorry about the quality)

Other:

33. Dinner on the tube Look at the faces of the people watching 

34. A guide to marshaling An RAF charity thing 

35. Ronaldinho 

36. Noah

37. Dance The evolution of

38. Free hugs campaign 

39. Amazing basketball tricks Rock on duuuuude.........

40. Tony Royster JR  12 year old drummer

41. 5MPH crash How did she manage that??!!

42. The Stig talks We can use this video to try and work out who The Stig is!!!! (oh wait its Ben Collins, isn't it?!)

43. Levitating water Very cool

44. Impressive ping pong rally It looks too good to be true......

Videos not on youtube:

1. Snowboarder Very Lucky

2. TV reporter Vs sled

3. Cow in back of a car 

4. Extreme vodka stunts Can Kimi Raikkonen do that?!

5. News readers can't stop laughing at falling model I can't blame them

When I looked back on this I realized that (the are 49 videos and that) it hasn't been much of a tribute, has it? Half of these videos are about events I like, that just happen to be on youtube, six of them aren't even from youtube (and I missed out a fat canadian man singing in his bedroom). At least I tried. 

PLEASE READ THIS

As you can (hopefully) see, I have changed the name of my blog, because my old name was lame. I hope it isn't a problem (it won't be because no-one reads this anyway).

unanswerable question (that has an answer)

I heard this the other day and I had to show you it.......... (its not real)

a man and his son were involved in a car crash,

quite a bad one. the father was killed instantly, the son was

badly hurt. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor said: 

I can't operate on him, he's my son.

hows that possible?

Answer: 

the doctor was his mum - this is to test how sexist you are.... 

or something along those lines 

                            

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Talking of sexism......... 

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I found this on the internet the other day:

Beautiful eh?

oh and I might make another blog about cars, so that car bores like me can have a er..... yet another blog about cars. (and so normal folk can read my 'gripping' blog without having to put up with me showing you a new car every other post)

photoshop

Photoshop: when you realize you have too much spare time

koalas

its not just humans who are feeling the heat in australia........

one, two, three, say arrrrrrrrr 

comparethemeerkat.com

check this out 

(go to see my adverts near the top, to see whats going on)

clever advert campaign thingy

Aston martin V12 Vantage

Pretty, but is it as pretty as the original concept? (the original's in blue) 

I love it 

Everton 1-0 Liverpool

This was the best football match I've ever been to see

Go on this, its worth it (Sorry about the quality, they're all like that)

And if you live in a cave (or america) and you know nothing about the game, go on this.

And if your a liverpool fan, HA HA HA! 

Robert banks

I'll set the scene for you, English, lesson 3, we were told to write a poem. and this is what my friend came up with (he wasn't messing around, this really was his best work.......)

she died, she did, she died of a broken rib, she did, she died, she did, 

she died of a broken rib, she did. 

she did, she died, she died, she did.

Of a broken rib she died, she did.

Just reading it actually makes it sound good........

but he then started reading it like a horse racing commentator.

I was crying with laughter. Seriously try and read that as 

fast as you can. I still don't know how he kept going 

without making a mistake.

Martin Luther King

what would have happened if Martin Luther King said (by accident) I had a nightmare?!

Vans

mine soon!

John McCain

 

Gripping stuff!

Hello!

Hello! hearty internet nerds!

I must be honest, this blog won't really be much of a blog, 

it's going to be more showing random pictures videos etc. that 

I've found on Tinterweb (internet). 

sound good?!

for example: