You are the red square and you have to collect all the yellow circles without being killed to a not very violent death (by touching the blue circles).
A great time waster, one of the best things about it is you can't be killed to death (unless you run out of time).
You are the driver of a get-away van, you have try to get away from the rozzers.
6. Line Rider
This is fantastic if you can use your imagination.
you've got to draw the path which the bike/sledge/something else will take.
Line flyer beta is the best.
Tip: if the guy falls off his bike, he will keep moving if he's on a red fast line thing (it will make sense when you play it) despite the fact he's already been killed to death.
7. Falling sand 2
Another great game if you have a good imagination.
There are four different jet streams of sand water salt and oil (unless you change them) and you do want ever you want with them. e.g set the oil on fire
There is a version somewhere on the internet with zombies in it, they can be drowned to death (I think). this has more things to burn/blow up than falling sand I
8. Age of war
This isn't quite as nerdy as it looks (I have to admit its a bit nerdy though), this is a strategic game.
Its about two groups of people fighting (while evolving there weapons, soldiers and bases), you have to destroy the other teams base (and obviously don't let them destroy your base to death)
By the way, the song is glorious morning
(but I don't think you can buy it)
9. Interactive buddy
You mood can (sort of) effect this game, let me explain.
The person in this is your friend (you can do loads of things to make him like you), unless you're like me... if you are, there are many things which you can do, e.g hit him a missile, blow him up with a grenade or shoot him repeatedly (there are more things, but I can't be bothered listing them). so if your in a good mood, you might be nice. and if your not, you can kill him to death.
how do you describe bloons without sounding weird?!
Its about a monkey sitting/standing on a platform in the sky, trying to pop to death the required amount of bloons (yes I did spell it right) with a certain amount of darts... I think I succeeded.
You have to create, release and then evolve a disease to try to wipe out as much of the planets life as possible, don't even bother playing the first version, its awful.
12. Assassin games
there are so many different assassin games out there (Warning: all have blood & gore), so here's a bunch in no particular order:
I know there are hundreds more, So I've included this to save me lots of time
Use the skills you learned in the army to defend yourself against terrorists, I prefer this to Bush Shoot out
Your in a ford mustang in a high speed pursuit, you can drive were ever you want, even on the other side of the road (but I wouldn't advise it), however I would advise pulling up next to cars and forcing them onto the other side of the road or into the buildings
really good cricket game, timing is everything (besides shot selection)
More cricket games:
one of the best out there (especially when you learn to curl the ball), I don't like the music at the start though
Live a day in the life of a gangster, Ray II has more to do
A very challenging game, try to trap the black cat. Adults will like this.
Another great game for adults, (but don't be put of if you don't have nose hair).
yes, someone was sad enough to make this (and I'm sad enough to play it).
Do you have the hand/mouse skills of a ninja? you have to complete a series of challenges.
a game of (if I'm honest) luck, if like me your not a fan of hurting kittens there is this instead (or this)
This is a bit like falling sand, if your bored and you have a good imagination, this is great.
a great snooker game, think fast, your against the clock (don't worry though, you have thirty seconds for each shot)
25. Drifting
two great drifting games
I don't play on this for the game, I play on it because I'm amazed someone actually bothered to make it.
are you an idiot?!
can you repeat one of the greatest moments of the 21st century?
Try to throw crumpled up paper into a bin?
A relatively relaxed, low pressure game. Try to get the ball to the exit
the game that mirrors your every move
Classics
Ms Pacman Gives you more lives than normal pacman (this is worth trying as well) Sticky wicket A massive rip-off of donkey kong
