Monday, 16 February 2009

The best of youtube





If I'm honest this won't be much of a tribute, because my idea of the best youtube videos will probably be vastly different to yours (and even if you do like them, they will be removed by youtube in a few days due to a copyright claim).




Motorsport:  (this isn't in order.)

1. The best overtake in formula 1 (spa Francorchamps Mikka Hakkinen vs Michael Schumacher) By the way I have no idea what the bit at the end is.......



4. Massive Formula 1 crash (don't worry, its not violent)


6. Petter Solberg crash Hinkelstiens are used to keep tanks on the road by the way, thats why the roof was slightly dented.

7. The luckiest photographer ever Why does he look shocked when the car crashes and then instantly picks up his camera as if every-things normal?!

8. Chris Atkinson He went on to finish in a points place 

9. BTCC Tribute Top Gear at its best (I know this video's not from youtube)

10. American truck racing impressive

The Simpsons:

11. Evolution Intro (the music's slightly (very) weird) 


13. New Intro Its a, er.... new simpsons intro

14. Real - life simpsons intro why doesn't Marge have blue hair?!

funny:

15. Baby 

16. Shteeve Mclaren He moved to Holland and picked up a dutch after only a week

17. Michael McIntyre On friday night with Jonathon Ross, very funny

18. Talking cats My cat sitting next to me is really creeped out by that video

19. prison break Idiots

20. Runaway tyre One in a million chance

21. Penalty You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh

22. Surfing You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh 2

23. Frankie Boyle The queen's Christmas message

24. Sneezing Panda Everyone's seen it, but that doesn't make it any-less funny

25. Cat Gymnastics Only in Japan

26. Little Becky Demolition phone call

27. Your phone What happens if you talk on it at a concert

Adverts:

28. Nissan Qashqai Skateboarder

29. VW EOS advert Lots of random giant objects

30. Cadburys gorilla A classic

31. Honda cog thingy Another classic

32. Sky penguin I love this (sorry about the quality)

Other:

33. Dinner on the tube Look at the faces of the people watching 

34. A guide to marshaling An RAF charity thing 


36. Noah

37. Dance The evolution of


39. Amazing basketball tricks Rock on duuuuude.........

40. Tony Royster JR  12 year old drummer

41. 5MPH crash How did she manage that??!!

42. The Stig talks We can use this video to try and work out who The Stig is!!!! (oh wait its Ben Collins, isn't it?!)

43. Levitating water Very cool

44. Impressive ping pong rally It looks too good to be true......

Videos not on youtube:

1. Snowboarder Very Lucky

2. TV reporter Vs sled


4. Extreme vodka stunts Can Kimi Raikkonen do that?!


When I looked back on this I realized that (the are 49 videos and that) it hasn't been much of a tribute, has it? Half of these videos are about events I like, that just happen to be on youtube, six of them aren't even from youtube (and I missed out a fat canadian man singing in his bedroom). At least I tried. 

Sunday, 15 February 2009

PLEASE READ THIS

As you can (hopefully) see, I have changed the name of my blog, because my old name was lame. I hope it isn't a problem (it won't be because no-one reads this anyway).

unanswerable question (that has an answer)

I heard this the other day and I had to show you it.......... (its not real)

a man and his son were involved in a car crash,
quite a bad one. the father was killed instantly, the son was
badly hurt. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor said: 
I can't operate on him, he's my son.
hows that possible?


Answer: 
the doctor was his mum - this is to test how sexist you are.... 
or something along those lines 
                            
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Talking of sexism......... 



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I found this on the internet the other day:


Beautiful eh?


oh and I might make another blog about cars, so that car bores like me can have a er..... yet another blog about cars. (and so normal folk can read my 'gripping' blog without having to put up with me showing you a new car every other post)

Thursday, 12 February 2009

photoshop






















Photoshop: when you realize you have too much spare time

Monday, 9 February 2009

koalas


its not just humans who are feeling the heat in australia........









one, two, three, say arrrrrrrrr 






Sunday, 8 February 2009

comparethemeerkat.com

check this out 
(go to see my adverts near the top, to see whats going on)
clever advert campaign thingy

Thursday, 5 February 2009

Aston martin V12 Vantage

Pretty, but is it as pretty as the original concept? (the original's in blue) 










I love it 

Everton 1-0 Liverpool

This was the best football match I've ever been to see







Go on this, its worth it (Sorry about the quality, they're all like that)
And if you live in a cave (or america) and you know nothing about the game, go on this.
And if your a liverpool fan, HA HA HA! 

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Robert banks

I'll set the scene for you, English, lesson 3, we were told to write a poem. and this is what my friend came up with (he wasn't messing around, this really was his best work.......)

she died, she did, she died of a broken rib, she did, she died, she did, 
she died of a broken rib, she did. 
she did, she died, she died, she did.
Of a broken rib she died, she did.

Just reading it actually makes it sound good........
but he then started reading it like a horse racing commentator.
I was crying with laughter. Seriously try and read that as 
fast as you can. I still don't know how he kept going 
without making a mistake.

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Martin Luther King


what would have happened if Martin Luther King said (by accident) I had a nightmare?!