I'll think of a title later

meaningless randomness

2009-04-06T02:38:00.000-07:00

Its 10:41 in the morning, I'm on my computer (obviously, how else could I write this), and I'm bored. I've resorted to reading random articles that only uncyclopedia could have come up with. I should be tidying my room, which is no way to spend your easter holidays. To be fair my room is very messy (I've forgotten what colour the carpet is), but there is very little point. After a week it'll be back to its old ways. Which is partly down to my tidying skills (which are as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike), and partly down to the fact I never throw anything away. I have a kite in my bedroom, I've only used it once, but I don't want to throw it away. I'm convinced I will want/need it at some point. I don't even like it that much. thats what I'm like with everything I own. I guess I'm preparing for every situation. which is why this is the perfect pen-knife for me (in theory)...

the only problem is, it costs £489.07 (how specific is that) or $728.391 (that was copy and pasted straight off one of the currency translation websites). who has that much money to spend on a penknife?! Also who has the time to find the one they're looking for?

Still. Who has the space to keep all of my stuff...

stuff

2009-03-31T09:21:00.000-07:00

I'm back! I had a great weekend, went on a steam train, which was full to the brim with cauliflower heads. It was kinda scary (not because of the cauliflower heads), the train was only a couple of centimeters away from falling down a massive cliff.

Then on sunday I got to watch the grand prix as the sun rose over shell island, great result (if you haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, read/look at these).

Its my birthday soon (yay!) I can't wait, the only problem is, I can't think of anything to ask for (any suggestions?). So I'm looked online, and I've found a few great websites for punk/retro/emo/mod/mosher (etc. etc.) clothes...

http://www.phixclothing.com/

http://www.attitudeclothing.co.uk/

http://www.vans.co.uk/

http://www.microzine.co.uk/

http://www.loudclothing.com/index.php

http://hmv.com/hmvweb/navigate.do?ctx=346;15;-1;-1;243&pGroupID=15

http://www.therockmarket.co.uk/catalog/index.php

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/default.asp

youtube downloader thingy

2009-03-22T09:21:00.000-07:00

Check out this website, it allows you to download youtube videos without having to sign up to youtube. For many of you this might not be so impressive, but for me its great. I've been trying to download videos for ages (a whole week in fact), so this is fantastic. Its great for you as well because you don't have to follow a link to youtube if I want to show you a video. I can just put it on the page. for example:

Harlech

2009-03-21T13:54:00.000-07:00

This time next week, I'll be there.

Harlech is small village / town in Wales, Its most famously know for its castle (which is annoying when your trying to find pictures of Harlech and thats the only thing that comes up). Harlech is much more than its castle though, I love going to shell island. Given the name, you would be forgiven for thinking its all about shells. and you would have a point. The thing I remember about it, is the sand dunes, they're massive. I can barely get to the top of them. Its great fun trying though.

My aunt owns a bungalow in Harlech, because its high up one of the many harlech hills, it has an amazing view looking across shell island and the bay. so you can watch from the warmth and comfort of your chair as the sun sets.

Then, a week after I've been to Harlech and back, its my easter holidays (yay!). With my birthday somewhere in the middle of my two weeks off.

The top 31 games the web has to offer

2009-03-15T04:12:00.000-07:00

Alright, as the title suggests, this is about my favourite games, and I want to say from the start that not all of these games are for kids, they're worth trying. I'll try to describe them a bit, enjoy! (can I also say that I had lots of fun making this)

1. TG motocross 3

what can I say? Its very addictive...

try to complete all the levels with the most points you can (by doing tricks)

without being killed to death on some pointy rocks.

the controls are more responsive than TG motocross 2 and it has more levels than TG motocross 3 Australia.

2. Last stand 2

Its actually quite hard...

you have to try to make it to a city before time runs out (also try to avoid being killed to living death). This has more to do than Last stand 1

3. Top Dog II

I like this game a lot, usually its not the computer controlled plane that kills me, its me crashing into ground trying to do an impossible move...

You are a fighter pilot trying to shoot down other planes (one at a time) without being killed to a fiery death

Tip: let the computer start before you, then fire at him when he's taking off.

This is a million times better than Top dog I

4. Hardest game ever

A very good game (as is the hardest game ever 2) the only problem I have with the hardest game ever 2 is that its too hard (I think I missed the point a bit).

You are the red square and you have to collect all the yellow circles without being killed to a not very violent death (by touching the blue circles).

5. The heist

A great time waster, one of the best things about it is you can't be killed to death (unless you run out of time).

You are the driver of a get-away van, you have try to get away from the rozzers.

6. Line Rider

This is fantastic if you can use your imagination.

you've got to draw the path which the bike/sledge/something else will take.

Line flyer beta is the best.

Tip: if the guy falls off his bike, he will keep moving if he's on a red fast line thing (it will make sense when you play it) despite the fact he's already been killed to death.

7. Falling sand 2

Another great game if you have a good imagination.

There are four different jet streams of sand water salt and oil (unless you change them) and you do want ever you want with them. e.g set the oil on fire

There is a version somewhere on the internet with zombies in it, they can be drowned to death (I think). this has more things to burn/blow up than falling sand I

8. Age of war

This isn't quite as nerdy as it looks (I have to admit its a bit nerdy though), this is a strategic game.

Its about two groups of people fighting (while evolving there weapons, soldiers and bases), you have to destroy the other teams base (and obviously don't let them destroy your base to death)

By the way, the song is glorious morning

(but I don't think you can buy it)

9. Interactive buddy

You mood can (sort of) effect this game, let me explain.

The person in this is your friend (you can do loads of things to make him like you), unless you're like me... if you are, there are many things which you can do, e.g hit him a missile, blow him up with a grenade or shoot him repeatedly (there are more things, but I can't be bothered listing them). so if your in a good mood, you might be nice. and if your not, you can kill him to death.

10. Bloons

how do you describe bloons without sounding weird?!

Its about a monkey sitting/standing on a platform in the sky, trying to pop to death the required amount of bloons (yes I did spell it right) with a certain amount of darts... I think I succeeded.

Also try

bloons tower defense

bloons tower defense 2

and, bloons tower defense 3

11. Pandemic II

You have to create, release and then evolve a disease to try to wipe out as much of the planets life as possible, don't even bother playing the first version, its awful.

12. Assassin games

there are so many different assassin games out there (Warning: all have blood & gore), so here's a bunch in no particular order:

Urban stickman sniper

Tactical assassin 3

Tactical assassin

Tactical assassin 2

I know there are hundreds more, So I've included this to save me lots of time

13. Bush Royal rampage

Use the skills you learned in the army to defend yourself against terrorists, I prefer this to Bush Shoot out

14. mad monday

Your in a ford mustang in a high speed pursuit, you can drive were ever you want, even on the other side of the road (but I wouldn't advise it), however I would advise pulling up next to cars and forcing them onto the other side of the road or into the buildings

15. Stick cricket

really good cricket game, timing is everything (besides shot selection)

More cricket games:

ING cricket game

Office Umpire

16. Bowling

one of the best out there (especially when you learn to curl the ball), I don't like the music at the start though

17. Ray I

Live a day in the life of a gangster, Ray II has more to do

18. Chat noir

A very challenging game, try to trap the black cat. Adults will like this.

19. Splitter

Another great game for adults, (but don't be put of if you don't have nose hair).

20. Potato peeling game

yes, someone was sad enough to make this (and I'm sad enough to play it).

21. Ninja glove

Do you have the hand/mouse skills of a ninja? you have to complete a series of challenges.

22. Kitten Canon

a game of (if I'm honest) luck, if like me your not a fan of hurting kittens there is this instead (or this)

23. physics game

This is a bit like falling sand, if your bored and you have a good imagination, this is great.

24. Snooker

a great snooker game, think fast, your against the clock (don't worry though, you have thirty seconds for each shot)

25. Drifting

two great drifting games

sandstorm - your racing opponents

ice drift - your not

26. Knight Rider

I don't play on this for the game, I play on it because I'm amazed someone actually bothered to make it.

27. The idiot test

are you an idiot?!

28. Hero on the hudson

can you repeat one of the greatest moments of the 21st century?

29. Throw into a bin

Try to throw crumpled up paper into a bin?

30. Shape escape

A relatively relaxed, low pressure game. Try to get the ball to the exit

31. Cubix

the game that mirrors your every move

Classics

Ms Pacman Gives you more lives than normal pacman (this is worth trying as well)

Pong Also try: 3D pong and the worlds smallest pong game

Battleships you know what battleships is...

Pinball

Sticky wicket A massive rip-off of donkey kong

internet stuff... again!

2009-03-09T09:07:00.000-07:00

I'm back, and to celebrate my return, I'm going to waste your time (and mine come think of it) by dishing out more internet stuff... again!

Bono in scotland

I hate Bono

Do you know who i am? I like this...

Racism Actually I prefer this...

11 questions

I laugh so hard when I saw this!

Very pretty

I want these soooooooo much...

Words

2009-02-27T09:28:00.000-08:00

I love the English language, I'm also fascinated by other parts of the world and the way they speak. Their different accents, different slang words, and even sometimes a different language all together. I have to say, that my favourite foreign word is schadenfreude (although thats probably more down to my sense of humor than the sound of it). That word is coming from the country who's word for nipple translates as chest-wart...

I love the great names we have (Boris, Jeeves etc.), but the thing I love the most in the Wide world of words is..... (drum roll needed) the great words we have. I know how obvious that sounds, but no-one can say that words like jingle, numpty, Discombobulate don't make you smile.

So, here is my favourite words and names that would make even Eyore smile.....

Words

Chuckle: I have to start with my favourite, Its so cheerful, it makes you chuckle just reading/hearing it.

Confuzzled: This isn't a real word, its a word me and my friends made up in school (along with brunkett and plosh), it means: to be confused, I'm confuzzled.

Fudge

Gazebo

Commode

Snazzy

flummoxed

Moo

nozzle

waffle

bubble

bamboozle

surly

silly

onomatopoeia

spunk

hullabaloo

pickle

conundrum

dappled

buzz

nincompoop

pointy

goblin

maestro

lackadaisical

sprocket

douche: sounds like a large rock splashing in water

ninny

rinky-dink

kerfuffle

Jingle

Numpty

Discombobulate

Corking

Chit-chat

Thats all I can think of now, I will be back with more later (maybe), but I haven't finished yet (sorry). In my English lessons, we're studying Shakespeare (yawn), but there is a plus side, think of all the great words he uses. The following words are taken from A Midsummer Nights Dream...

Methinks

pert

pomp

nosegays

sweetmeats

cloister

betwixt

dotes

knitteth

carthage

They're as many as I can get right now (because I too tired to read anymore of that soppy drivel!). I have to say this (despite the fact it is the saddest joke ever) What did shakespeare say when he was choosing a pencil.... 2B or not 2B!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA LOL and so on.

Names

i wish I was called some of these... (not the girls names though)

Fred

Bob

Bill

Boris

Alfred

Samuel

Remington

Desdemona

Penelope

Doris

I'll add more later, give us a hand and leave some of your favourite words/names.

Random internet stuff

2009-02-21T11:01:00.000-08:00

Isn't the internet amazing (how old do I sound now?!), seriously, just look at all the useless, but interesting, rubbish you can find...... (If you disliked my last youtube post thing, then you gonna hate this)

The voice of the tube Got fired for this......

Train Safety In India

Tough questions Good luck

Amazing lego I wish I made that

Cyclists Nutters

Line rider Worth trying (Line flyer is the best)

A big spanish castle In black and white....... or is it?

Bunnies Who've had enough

Batman Gets a parking ticket

Quotes 12 of them

T shirt With writing on it

Very strange music Click on listen in the top (right) corner, and then..... er listen (its so strange, I like it, sort of)

I also like this......

After all this, we have reached THE END

bye.

Please help

2009-02-18T09:47:00.000-08:00

Right, here's the deal, I looking for the name of the song in this

video review thing (the second song, after the weird indian sounding music), can anyone help?

As a reward (in advance) for trying, I will show you Scotland's biggest problem,

..... whats at the each end of the rainbow.....

... and reveal that there's water on mars....

I'm an idiot

2009-02-17T12:27:00.000-08:00

I can't believe it, I forgot five of the best motorsport

videos in my last youtube post thing.

Watch these, they are worth it (I hope)

1. Renault Showing off

2. Nelson Piquet Vents his frustration

3. Alonso Amazing overtake

4. Don't celebrate Until you finish (ignore the really annoying voice-over)

5. Kimi Raikkonen on live TV (in the middle of the day)

The best of youtube

2009-02-16T06:23:00.000-08:00

If I'm honest this won't be much of a tribute, because my idea of the best youtube videos will probably be vastly different to yours (and even if you do like them, they will be removed by youtube in a few days due to a copyright claim).

Motorsport: (this isn't in order.)

1. The best overtake in formula 1 (spa Francorchamps Mikka Hakkinen vs Michael Schumacher) By the way I have no idea what the bit at the end is.......

2. Robert Kubica crash Canada

3. Montoya fastest Monza lap

4. Massive Formula 1 crash (don't worry, its not violent)

5. Worst rally corner ever?

6. Petter Solberg crash Hinkelstiens are used to keep tanks on the road by the way, thats why the roof was slightly dented.

7. The luckiest photographer ever Why does he look shocked when the car crashes and then instantly picks up his camera as if every-things normal?!

8. Chris Atkinson He went on to finish in a points place

9. BTCC Tribute Top Gear at its best (I know this video's not from youtube)

10. American truck racing impressive

The Simpsons:

11. Evolution Intro (the music's slightly (very) weird)

12. A famous guy discusses the simpsons

13. New Intro Its a, er.... new simpsons intro

14. Real - life simpsons intro why doesn't Marge have blue hair?!

funny:

15. Baby

16. Shteeve Mclaren He moved to Holland and picked up a dutch after only a week

17. Michael McIntyre On friday night with Jonathon Ross, very funny

18. Talking cats My cat sitting next to me is really creeped out by that video

19. prison break Idiots

20. Runaway tyre One in a million chance

21. Penalty You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh

22. Surfing You can watch this a 100 times and still laugh 2

23. Frankie Boyle The queen's Christmas message

24. Sneezing Panda Everyone's seen it, but that doesn't make it any-less funny

25. Cat Gymnastics Only in Japan

26. Little Becky Demolition phone call

27. Your phone What happens if you talk on it at a concert

Adverts:

28. Nissan Qashqai Skateboarder

29. VW EOS advert Lots of random giant objects

30. Cadburys gorilla A classic

31. Honda cog thingy Another classic

32. Sky penguin I love this (sorry about the quality)

Other:

33. Dinner on the tube Look at the faces of the people watching

34. A guide to marshaling An RAF charity thing

35. Ronaldinho

36. Noah

37. Dance The evolution of

38. Free hugs campaign

39. Amazing basketball tricks Rock on duuuuude.........

40. Tony Royster JR 12 year old drummer

41. 5MPH crash How did she manage that??!!

42. The Stig talks We can use this video to try and work out who The Stig is!!!! (oh wait its Ben Collins, isn't it?!)

43. Levitating water Very cool

44. Impressive ping pong rally It looks too good to be true......

Videos not on youtube:

1. Snowboarder Very Lucky

2. TV reporter Vs sled

3. Cow in back of a car

4. Extreme vodka stunts Can Kimi Raikkonen do that?!

5. News readers can't stop laughing at falling model I can't blame them

When I looked back on this I realized that (the are 49 videos and that) it hasn't been much of a tribute, has it? Half of these videos are about events I like, that just happen to be on youtube, six of them aren't even from youtube (and I missed out a fat canadian man singing in his bedroom). At least I tried.

PLEASE READ THIS

2009-02-15T08:18:00.000-08:00

As you can (hopefully) see, I have changed the name of my blog, because my old name was lame. I hope it isn't a problem (it won't be because no-one reads this anyway).

unanswerable question (that has an answer)

2009-02-15T03:47:00.000-08:00

I heard this the other day and I had to show you it.......... (its not real)

a man and his son were involved in a car crash,

quite a bad one. the father was killed instantly, the son was

badly hurt. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor said:

I can't operate on him, he's my son.

hows that possible?

Answer:

the doctor was his mum - this is to test how sexist you are....

or something along those lines

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Talking of sexism.........

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I found this on the internet the other day:

Beautiful eh?

oh and I might make another blog about cars, so that car bores like me can have a er..... yet another blog about cars. (and so normal folk can read my 'gripping' blog without having to put up with me showing you a new car every other post)

photoshop

2009-02-12T13:06:00.000-08:00

Photoshop: when you realize you have too much spare time

koalas

2009-02-09T08:10:00.000-08:00

its not just humans who are feeling the heat in australia........

one, two, three, say arrrrrrrrr

comparethemeerkat.com

2009-02-08T08:07:00.000-08:00

check this out

(go to see my adverts near the top, to see whats going on)

clever advert campaign thingy

Aston martin V12 Vantage

2009-02-05T08:24:00.001-08:00

Pretty, but is it as pretty as the original concept? (the original's in blue)

I love it

Everton 1-0 Liverpool

2009-02-05T07:45:00.000-08:00

This was the best football match I've ever been to see

Go on this, its worth it (Sorry about the quality, they're all like that)

And if you live in a cave (or america) and you know nothing about the game, go on this.

And if your a liverpool fan, HA HA HA!

Robert banks

2009-02-04T07:45:00.000-08:00

I'll set the scene for you, English, lesson 3, we were told to write a poem. and this is what my friend came up with (he wasn't messing around, this really was his best work.......)

she died, she did, she died of a broken rib, she did, she died, she did,

she died of a broken rib, she did.

she did, she died, she died, she did.

Of a broken rib she died, she did.

Just reading it actually makes it sound good........

but he then started reading it like a horse racing commentator.

I was crying with laughter. Seriously try and read that as

fast as you can. I still don't know how he kept going

without making a mistake.

Martin Luther King

2009-02-03T09:24:00.000-08:00

what would have happened if Martin Luther King said (by accident) I had a nightmare?!

Vans

2009-02-03T08:41:00.000-08:00

mine soon!

John McCain

2009-02-02T09:58:00.000-08:00

Gripping stuff!

Hello!

2009-02-02T09:29:00.000-08:00

Hello! hearty internet nerds!

I must be honest, this blog won't really be much of a blog,

it's going to be more showing random pictures videos etc. that

I've found on Tinterweb (internet).

sound good?!

for example: